Rockie and the bros (a play)
Characters
Rockie= hemi
Pigaloo= hunter
Kingy=Ken
James= bryson
Narrator
Scene
Rockie and Pigloo cruising round in their rusty old box with a V1 motor, When they pass Kingy and James doing wheelies on warewhare bikes.
Rockie
What are you Porangi’s doing on my road
James
Riding our bikes says you in the rustical truck
Rockie
Don’t offend my 10,000 year old truck that I found at the dump-
Kingi
(interrupting)
Whos your mate in the back who looks like barbie doll from wish
Pigaloo
I’m Pigaloo. I lost all my teeth when I was two plus I have no hair :)
Rockie
(angrily)
Don’t talk smack about my ulgy as friend I’ll get my 50cal nerf gun on you.
James
(whispering) PORANGI
Kingi
Oooh scary Rockie wants a scarp.
Pigaloo
I’ll clap your head in bro
SCENE 2
Kingi and James are hiding behind a tree with a mounted nerf machine gun. Rockie and Pigalo are sitting in their truck with their two dollar water guns.
Pigloo
Where are these kids I can’t wait until we shot their heads in
Rockie
Lets rush ´em
Kingi and James watch as Rockie and Pigaloo stride around the park shooting at every tree they come across. as they slowly come nearer and nearer.
James
Better move quick the to old boys are gaining on us
Kingi
Let's get outta here I dont wanna get hit by there paru old water
Kingi and James slowly sneak away on their toes. Meanwhile Rockie and Pigalo still don't realise that the boys are coming towards them.
Rockie
Where are those blasted midgets
Kingi fires a bullet and smokes Rockie between the eyes. Rockie drops down with pain on his face.
Rockie
Why did you shoot me in the head pigloo
Pigloo
That wasn't me you lump of lard
Rockie throws a punch at Pigloo, Pigloo ducks and patus him with his water gun. Rockie starts to rage and upper cuts pigloo with a stick, Meanwhile, the boys (Kingy and James) sneak up behind them unnoticed
Kingy and James
Surprise, surprise mother fathers
Kingy and James smoke those blad dotidodos over and they fall to the crowd howling in pain.
Kingi
Ya keen for a pie at da dairy
James
Yoooo!!!
They exit poppin dem fat wheelies down the road leaving Rockie and Pigloo dumbfounded on the road.
THE END :)
Wow Hunter this was a great story well done!!
ReplyDeleteKia ora Andronicus,
DeleteIt's Hunter from Ahipara school. Thank you for the positive and helpful comment. Ka pai.
Hello Hunter Ahi from your class, I really liked your play that you did it was very funny and cool I just have a Question did you have a good time doing the play with your friends?
ReplyDeleteKia ora Hunter,
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ahi your play was funny as. I liked the way you added humour and creativity making me imagine your play in my head. Maybe you could check spelling and punctuation. I look forward to seeing your play being performed for the class on Friday. Keep up the awesome effort, Ms Peters.